Friday, May 25, 2012

This is what happens when most of the office is out

This isn't a "real" post...I mean, it exists because I'm typing it, and you're looking at it. It's kinda like a more lame version of Schrödinger's cat. I mean that it's not "real" in the sense that I'm not going to be using a lot of words. Starting.....now.

What I feel like doing at about 2:30 on a Friday:



When stupid people talk to me:



Walking through a dark room after watching a scary movie and thinking I heard something behind me:


What I'd like to do when my sister annoys me:


When I see someone I don't like, I'm like:







When I'm bored and feeling restless, I'm like:






When someone pisses me off:



When someone tried to steal one of my best friend's hat at a 311 concert:




When someone doesn't acknowledge my high five:



How I feel sometimes driving home from work:


To the creeper at the bar:




When something turns out better than I expected:



I'm feeling lazy, but still want to drink:



When I want two of my friends to stop fighting and make up:



When someone won't let me concentrate on what I'm doing and keeps interrupting me:


When someone gets into my bubble:


What I'd like to do when I leave the bar:



When I'm the only one who doesn't care:


When one of my friends is about to do something really stupid and looks at me for approval:



When I'm hyper, and Jared's trying to watch tv/read:


When someone doesn't laugh at my joke:


How my face looks vs. how I'm actually feeling:




VS








Okay, I'm done for now. FYI, I did get this idea from #whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com. You should check her out; it's pretty funny.

2 comments:

  1. I cannot stop watching the dude rip his shirt off and slap his neighbor in one fluid motion.

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  2. I think my favorite is Peter Dinklage...Or Rorscach.

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