Thursday, June 21, 2012

I couldn't decide what I wanted to write about, so this is what you're getting instead


I do apologize for all the non-posts lately. I've just been so busy, but I don't want to leave you guys empty handed either.

When some random guy comes up and tries to dance with me at the club:

Also can anyone tell me what the fuck that is??

This is exactly why I never picked up any sport other than horseback riding:

When someone gives me tequila:

Every time I find out that a house that I love already has a lease put in on it:

Whenever I try to put my sunglasses on like a badass:

When I'm in the middle of a sentence and lose my train of thought:

What I want to do when someone sits right in my line of vision:

When I've had waaaaay too much caffeine:

When someone gets in trouble for something that was my idea, I stand there like:

Like I had nothing to do with it.

When I think my surprise is better than it actually is:

When I explain Pretty Little Liars to my cat:

When someone gets an attitude about our software at work and acts like its glitchiness is a personal slight against them, I REALLY want to do this:

and this:

When I hear my voice on a recording or see myself on video:

When I try to pretend that something someone said offended me:

When my friends and I are trying to get away with something, and they're being obvious, I'm like:

When something isn't done how I like it:

When I'm trying to watch what I eat, and someone buys sweets for the office:

When my sister starts asking me unnecessary questions because she's nosy, I'm like:

Arguing with a friend about who's right and who's wrong:

When someone outside of the argument asks me if what I'm saying is true, I'm like:

Finding out that I was right:

Being stuck in a situation where I'm forced to listen to other people's inane conversations:

When I drop a particularly tasty bit of food on the floor, I'm like:

When I compare my aspirations to my friends' aspirations:

When I'm drunk and leaving the bar:

When someone says something so stupid that it takes me a minute to process:

When my mom yells at me, but hears me talking shit as she walks away:

Okay, I'm done for today!


  1. I don't care how many GIFs are on the internet, I can never get enough.

    (That last pug one is a personal fave.)

  2. Thank you, Britt! I feel the same way, but never know if everyone else does too. It's good to hear that someone other than myself loves them as much as I do.

    (I laugh every time I see that one.)