This is what happens when most of the office is out

This isn't a "real" post...I mean, it exists because I'm typing it, and you're looking at it. It's kinda like a more lame version of Schrödinger's cat. I mean that it's not "real" in the sense that I'm not going to be using a lot of words. Starting.....now.

What I feel like doing at about 2:30 on a Friday:

When stupid people talk to me:

Walking through a dark room after watching a scary movie and thinking I heard something behind me:

What I'd like to do when my sister annoys me:

When I see someone I don't like, I'm like:

When I'm bored and feeling restless, I'm like:

When someone pisses me off:

When someone tried to steal one of my best friend's hat at a 311 concert:

When someone doesn't acknowledge my high five:

How I feel sometimes driving home from work:

To the creeper at the bar:

When something turns out better than I expected:

I'm feeling lazy, but still want to drink:

When I want two of my friends to stop fighting and make up:

When someone won't let me concentrate on what I'm doing and keeps interrupting me:

When someone gets into my bubble:

What I'd like to do when I leave the bar:

When I'm the only one who doesn't care:

When one of my friends is about to do something really stupid and looks at me for approval:

When I'm hyper, and Jared's trying to watch tv/read:

When someone doesn't laugh at my joke:

How my face looks vs. how I'm actually feeling:

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Okay, I'm done for now. FYI, I did get this idea from #whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com. You should check her out; it's pretty funny.